Freedom of Sarcasm

theinnocenceleft:

whoahereshecomes:

fruk-more-like-frick-already:

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there.

cr:  thqys

LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!

I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD

THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES

you can make flowers and other designs too if you want

honestly the first thing I’d make is boob pancakes

Boobs for breakfast. Mmmmmmmm.

^^You don’t like pancakes?!!!^^ WHAAAA?! Lol

theinnocenceleft:

thefrogman:

Tortoise cozies crocheted by Katie Bradley [etsy]

I was thinking, why the hell would anyone do this, but then I thought, who doesn’t want to see a slow-moving shark fin in their yard? Or the spine of a dinosaur? Like, I kind of want to buy turtles just to be able to do this.

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

milesjai:

therenaissanceratchet:

afrochronicles:

Lol, wash in go dont work on nappy hair.

the tears!

I am DYING!!!!!!

theeahnyala:

fembottes:

lifesentences:

chescaleigh:

As we all know, tomorrow is Scandal’s season 2 finale. To commemorate (and partly because we’re sick with worry) Luvvie and I created #ScandalBINGO cards to help get us through the night without having a breakdown. Feel free to play along with us tomorrow night!

The fact that Shut Up Quinn is the free space though… LMBO

“Mellie thinks Fitz still loves her. LOL” y’all ain’t SHIT

when I tell you that Harrison could GET IT

I LOVE THIS. 

courtneyleeblack:

vinnysmommy-andwaiting:

vinnysmommy-andwaiting:

I NEED THIS BOOSTED This is my brother. His name is Ralph Persuhn jr. He’s 16 years old, 6’6 hazel eyes and brown hair He’s been missing since this afternoon. The police have been notified. We’re from kent, Ohio. If you see him at all, notify the local police or call kent police station at tel:330-673-7732 and tell me! He went to a friends and is no longer there, He’s either still in kent, in the Ravenna area or in the Akron area.

UPDATE:We talked to his friends, they said he was on his way to the library and he never showed up.PLEASE if ANYBODY hears/sees/knows ANYTHING call the policePLEASEBRING MY BROTHER HOME

omg! I know this young man and his sister!! :( if anybody knows anything speak up!

courtneyleeblack:

vinnysmommy-andwaiting:

vinnysmommy-andwaiting:

I NEED THIS BOOSTED
This is my brother.
His name is Ralph Persuhn jr.
He’s 16 years old, 6’6 hazel eyes and brown hair
He’s been missing since this afternoon.
The police have been notified.
We’re from kent, Ohio. If you see him at all, notify the local police or call kent police station at tel:330-673-7732 and tell me!
He went to a friends and is no longer there,
He’s either still in kent, in the Ravenna area or in the Akron area.

UPDATE:
We talked to his friends, they said he was on his way to the library and he never showed up.
PLEASE if ANYBODY hears/sees/knows ANYTHING call the police
PLEASE
BRING MY BROTHER HOME

omg! I know this young man and his sister!! :( if anybody knows anything speak up!

johnnybenchcalled:

ghdos:

daniellemertina:

“my concern was a lot of the radical ideas they were teaching in these classes, telling kids that this is their land and the whites took it over”

okay but this is what actually happened buddy…. 

WTF

are you serious right now?

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

Personal Challenge

I am going to attempt to go five days without watching television or online television. I am seeing a pattern in my life where I go to work and then come home and watch television for hours. I haven’t even left the house this weekend. Just been watching t.v. I wonder what things I could accomplish if I stopped being so idle. I look at all the amazing things people create and organize and I think to myself “Those people aren’t sitting around watching television. They are out being productive and getting creative!” Perhaps if I stop doing nothing, I can come up with some cool ideas for the future. Experience some new things. Write some stories. Make new memories. Yes, I am going to do it!